The Good Place AU

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THE GOOD PLACE
15 STRANGERS ROUND 7 INSPIRED AU

WELCOME Everything is fine! You have died. Fortunately, you earned plenty of points during your life on Earth, so you're going to spend eternity in the Good Place! Yay! We don't use the term "Angel" around here, but to use the more inclusive term Celestial Beings, that's who created and recruited for these neighborhoods. They're always conscientious and wear human suits. Be not afraid! Celestial Beings is a term also inclusive of the maintainers of the Bad Place, a force of necessary evil whom you might call "devils" or "demons", but you don't need to worry about that here... Right? Um, if you do see them, it's an... experimental mediation program!! Don't worry about it!!	MAKING THE MAGIC HAPPEN You might be wondering about that lovely "architect of the neighborhood" who welcomed you and any of the other Celestial Beings working here. Janets are ultimately just their assistants. The real strength of Celestial Beings is their thousand of years of experience collectively determining how to make the Good Place neighborhoods as good as they can be! ...they definitely don't have late night drinking parties or try to trick the human residents into cheating on their soulmates/wives.
HOME SWEET HOME Where are you going to live within this neighborhood? You've been given a sweet little house with your soulmate! Wow! Don't worry, this isn't one of those Stepford Wives neighborhoods, we don't judge - male, female, nonbinary, more than one... non-romantically, the family member you always wanted, or even someone who understands your passion for monster movies! ... What's that, you think monster movies are scary and don't appreciate the posters plastered all over your house? Oops.	MAYHEM [Arrested Development narrator voice] The Celestial Beings did not have it all under control. Some of the people in the Good Place do not belong here, and that's making this realm funky. The talking puppies are coming out more like growling hellhounds who want to sniff out and smite the wicked. The cosmic balance of entropy between the Good Place, Bad Place, and even the Medium Place is so important! Any disruption to this energy could be used to change the fate of Earth...!
YOUR BEST LIFE... ER, UNDEATH... WITH... JANET? The Good Place is full of fun things you can do. Like fly!! Get a talking puppy! Every kind of cat! Taste the most delicious ice cream flavor in the universe! And who makes it all possible? Mainly... Janet! The Celestial Beings have created anthroids to run the neighborhoods. Usually one per neighborhood but this one is a little big. A lot of Janets are dressed the same and, you know, called Janet, but call your friendly neighborhood anthroid whatever they want to be called, just not late for dinner. Because they can teleport instantly. Wait, is that a polar bear...?	HARBOR Well, it's time to make an important choice. It's at a harbor instead of a train station like a certain TV show, because Ships. Maybe you'll encounter a Higher Celestial Being like the Doorman or the Judge...?
PARTY It's so nice to get together with your new friends! Get to know each other and engage in your hobbies, share your accomplishments. All your accomplishments. And not-so-accomplishing -ments. They're kinda revealing a lot of personal information, aren't they...? And setting up a contest that sounds sort of... violent.........?	WILDCARD: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN (Three guesses and the first two don't count.)

Spoilers for The Good Place season 1 and Chainsaw Man part 1.