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THE GOOD PLACE
15 STRANGERS ROUND 7 INSPIRED AU



WELCOME


Everything is fine! You have died. Fortunately, you earned plenty of points during your life on Earth, so you're going to spend eternity in the Good Place! Yay! We don't use the term "Angel" around here, but to use the more inclusive term Celestial Beings, that's who created and recruited for these neighborhoods. They're always conscientious and wear human suits. Be not afraid!

Celestial Beings is a term also inclusive of the maintainers of the Bad Place, a force of necessary evil whom you might call "devils" or "demons", but you don't need to worry about that here... Right? Um, if you do see them, it's an... experimental mediation program!! Don't worry about it!!

MAKING THE MAGIC HAPPEN


You might be wondering about that lovely "architect of the neighborhood" who welcomed you and any of the other Celestial Beings working here. Janets are ultimately just their assistants. The real strength of Celestial Beings is their thousand of years of experience collectively determining how to make the Good Place neighborhoods as good as they can be! ...they definitely don't have late night drinking parties or try to trick the human residents into cheating on their soulmates/wives.

HOME SWEET HOME


Where are you going to live within this neighborhood? You've been given a sweet little house with your soulmate! Wow! Don't worry, this isn't one of those Stepford Wives neighborhoods, we don't judge - male, female, nonbinary, more than one... non-romantically, the family member you always wanted, or even someone who understands your passion for monster movies! ... What's that, you think monster movies are scary and don't appreciate the posters plastered all over your house? Oops.

MAYHEM


[Arrested Development narrator voice] The Celestial Beings did not have it all under control. Some of the people in the Good Place do not belong here, and that's making this realm funky. The talking puppies are coming out more like growling hellhounds who want to sniff out and smite the wicked. The cosmic balance of entropy between the Good Place, Bad Place, and even the Medium Place is so important! Any disruption to this energy could be used to change the fate of Earth...!

YOUR BEST LIFE... ER, UNDEATH... WITH... JANET?


The Good Place is full of fun things you can do. Like fly!! Get a talking puppy! Every kind of cat! Taste the most delicious ice cream flavor in the universe! And who makes it all possible? Mainly... Janet! The Celestial Beings have created anthroids to run the neighborhoods. Usually one per neighborhood but this one is a little big. A lot of Janets are dressed the same and, you know, called Janet, but call your friendly neighborhood anthroid whatever they want to be called, just not late for dinner. Because they can teleport instantly.

Wait, is that a polar bear...?

HARBOR


Well, it's time to make an important choice. It's at a harbor instead of a train station like a certain TV show, because Ships. Maybe you'll encounter a Higher Celestial Being like the Doorman or the Judge...?

PARTY


It's so nice to get together with your new friends! Get to know each other and engage in your hobbies, share your accomplishments. All your accomplishments. And not-so-accomplishing -ments. They're kinda revealing a lot of personal information, aren't they...? And setting up a contest that sounds sort of... violent.........?

WILDCARD: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN


(Three guesses and the first two don't count.)


Spoilers for The Good Place season 1 and Chainsaw Man part 1.

second verse same as the first

Date: 2025-10-10 07:33 am (UTC)
onychomance: (Real cardiac)
From: [personal profile] onychomance
welcome to the good place
[Kira is cool as a cucumber in this situation. After he impersonated Kosaku's face and died shortly after, it seems to make perfect sense how this clerical error happened. Now he's in heaven on the poor chud's ticket. Fate is on Yoshikage Kira's side to the very end! As long as he can sell that he's Kawajiri, he'll be golden, but how hard could it be when he doesn't even have to convince his actual family anymore?]

smash cut to family life!
[It's hard. Shinobu was much more agreeable to him than his "soul mate", and now he sees why his wife wasn't getting along with him at first considering this new person he has to live with is nothing like her. In fact, his soul mate is YOU, and something about you is driving him nuts. Maybe you're super noisy, or you mix whites with colors in the laundry. But he's still trying to fit in and play the handsome older man husband despite how much you're trying his patience, so he's trying to take over whatever you're doing just so you won't do it wrong.] Let me take care of that, buttercup. You go relax. [Preferably somewhere else, but he probably won't be that fortunate.]

disrupted vibes (garfield voice: huh. I wonder what that's for)

[He's just reading the paper on his front porch, casually sipping tea and ignoring the hellhounds because he is a perfectly normal man who only happens to be a serial killer. The chaos in the realm couldn't possibly be due to his presence, he's obviously going to be free of all suspicion. ...That is, unless someone has found out that he's Yoshikage Kira, and if that's the case he'll have to deal with them accordingly. After he introduces himself properly.]

wild cat

[just throw whatever you want at him!]
Edited Date: 2025-10-10 07:35 am (UTC)

Date: 2025-10-16 05:19 am (UTC)
onychomance: (Caviar and cigarettes)
From: [personal profile] onychomance
Hm, did they finally take the packing peanuts out of the popper? Thank goodness.

[He does notice the lack of variety in the journalists, but he decides not to comment. Instead he eyes the dog warily.]

Is it the last of them?

Date: 2025-10-23 06:38 pm (UTC)
onychomance: (They look at me they walk away)
From: [personal profile] onychomance
[The Good Movies Place? That has to be a joke... he simply chuckles, though without really any genuine mirth]

How do your friends process those glitches once they are in custody?
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